Ozzyfrog’s and Caiphas’s Rants

December 23, 2008

I think in the same way as John Cleese; Weird, huh? (By Ozzyfrog)

Firstly, you will notice a new theme. This is because of the large quantity of words I produce, and the old theme just wasn’t wide enough. Sorry Caiphas, but it is necessary.

Yes, I have been targeting John Brumby recently. It’s not that I don’t like him, I think that he is quite average as a premier. But he has once again said something that completely blew me away. He originally said it a few months ago, but he has now said it again and so I must rant about it. It is, that pilot training at Morrabbin airport should be moved to the bush because their are less people there. Excuse me? Did I hear right? He said that because flying is so popular at Moorabbin, it is a threat to the neighbours and so the airport should be moved to the country. This is one of the stupidest things I have ever heard, and I have heard this one:

Being a pilot at Moorabbin, I do have inside knowledge in this topic, and I can see no sense in it at all. Think about it. Moorabbin is busy because it is the best airport for flight training, and yet we want to move it into the country because its far away? That’s like putting the MCG in Alice Springs, so less people will go there, and there will be less traffic jams. Yes, but it sort of defeats the purpose. And he is getting it into everybodys head that light aircraft are dangerous. People near the airport have said that planes around Moorabbin have crossed paths “within minutes, sometimes seconds of each other”. Yes, that’s what generally happens at airports. How do people think airplanes can line up to the runways without ever crossing paths of another plane? It doesn’t work.

The main point of this is of course to move the planes away from near by residents, that are ‘in danger’. May I just point out to you that the airport has been their a lot longer than the neighbours. I reserve a special hatred to people who buy houses next to airports, then whinge about airplane noise. I have never understood what they want the airport to do about it. Make all airplanes turn off their engines and fall through the roofs of the neighbours houses? I don’t know. Anyway, my boring rant on that is over.

Onto a lighter note, lately I have seen some seriously funny videos on Sarah Palin. I have never, ever seen any politician as incompetent as her. I always thought of her as a parrot, simply repeating speeches that she has memorised, but not understanding them. And then I found an incredible video on Youtube;

Wow, John Cleese thinks in the same way that I do. Kind of scary, really. What do we all think; Luck, or something more?!



  1. “What do you think of Sarah Palin?”
    I agree with all of that. Grrrrr.

    Comment by Tamesis Lucien — December 26, 2008 @ 9:08 am | Reply

  2. Ozzyfrog, you really should just take over this blog… no offence, Caiphas, but you now have your own blog and Ozzy is the only poster on this one…

    Comment by Tamesis Lucien — December 26, 2008 @ 9:11 am | Reply

  3. Ha, well I don’t mind, but I think that Caiphas may have something to say about that. Come on Caiphas, were waiting for some posts!

    Comment by ozzyfrog — December 26, 2008 @ 9:46 am | Reply

  4. […] couple of days ago, Ozzyfrog posted about people who buy houses near airports and then complain about the noise, but this hatred […]

    Pingback by An Ode to Ugly Houses « Tamasys’s Blog — December 26, 2008 @ 10:59 am | Reply

  5. Had an idea just then. Caiphas.

    Comment by ozzycaiphas — December 29, 2008 @ 6:59 am | Reply

  6. Funny how when i was writting so many blogs, no one ever said I should take over the Blog. Strange? I think so.

    Comment by ozzycaiphas — December 29, 2008 @ 7:00 am | Reply

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