Good evening all. For the first time ever, you are reading a post written by Ozzyfrog. That may sound a little strange, actually it did sound a little strange, so let me explain. No, you have not been reading posts from an impostor all this time, but I have finally made an individual account. And my god, was it a struggle.
It should have been simple, I make a new account labelled ‘ozzyfrog’ and simply add it to the ozzycaiphas blog. Ah, but this is where it all fell to pieces. When I tried making an account called ozzyfrog, it said that there already was one called that. WHAT? BLASPHEMY! THERE IS ANOTHER OZZYFROG??!! Luckily, there wasn’t. I had just forgotten that many moons ago I had made the user ozzyfrog when I was planning on starting this blog. However, because of a few reasons, Caiphas and I decided to have a shared file. But, in the very beginning I still made a blog called “Ozzyfrog’s Rants”, and this blog still exists. Although, I did abandon it and all it does now is collect inter-web cobwebs (HA, gettit? Inter-Web cobwebs, I’m so funny). So, I remembered my old username, but I had a problem. I had no idea what the password was. I tried every password I could think of that I had ever used, including the short lived “thechickenisflying’ password. But none worked. So WordPress sent me another password.
And yet, I still had problems. I copied this password into the login screen, but all I got from logging in was an error screen which read “cheatin’ uh”. I still have very little clue what this meant. I believe they thought I was hacking into my own account. Pfff. No matter, after clicking on the login button about a thousand times, and getting a thousand more “cheatin’ uh” messages, it logged in. Illogical? Oh yes.
Anyway, all is well now and still no views on Police, Soccer and Sony Vaio’s (hint hint). Oh well, just another unsolved mystery. Until I talk to you next time, adieu.